01
₹199
1 hour friend
you talk. I exist. surprisingly underrated combo.
human.exe — now running
I build things. I solve stuff. I listen too. apparently all of this can be monetized.
hi, I'm Ashu. part coder, part overthinker, part guy-you-can-actually-talk-to. this isn't a portfolio. it's kind of a menu.
// who even is this guy
the patch notes of a human
I keep shipping new versions of myself. some had bugs. some still do. here's the changelog.
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broke, curious, mildly lost
opened a code editor, got immediately humbled. didn't know what I was doing — just knew I wanted to make the computer do something. mostly errors. occasionally magic.
- googling everything
- 0 budget
- 100% curiosity
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started actually building stuff
Python, data, SQL, the whole analytics rabbit hole. turned messy spreadsheets into answers. realized I'm not just good with machines — I'm good with the people the machines are for.
- data analysis
- real projects
- people skills unlocked
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future version — currently compiling
honestly? the future version of me kind of scares me too. building, learning faster than I forget, turning boredom into weird business ideas. you're early. that's the point.
- builder
- investable
- still humble (mostly)
// installed modules
skill matrix
no progress bars. progress bars lie. here's the actual stack — hover to poke at it.
hover a module to read the fine print →
// the menu
things you can book me for
yes, you can literally hire a person. pick a vibe. prices in ₹, because I'm Indian and broke-adjacent.
02
₹149
study buddy
academic suffering, shared equally. misery loves a co-op partner.
03
₹299
tech helper
I debug things. including, occasionally, bad decisions.
04
₹199
listener
talk freely. I won't judge. not therapy though — don't sue me.
05
₹999+
build with me
if your idea's interesting enough, we make the thing. price scales with chaos.
most fun
06
₹249
brainstorm partner
thinking alone is inefficient. two brains, one rabbit hole.
// let's actually do this
book ashu
fake names allowed. weird requests welcome. fill it, pay, and I'll confirm personally.
// the safe part
read this before you trust a stranger online
🕶 stay anonymous
don't want to tell me your name? cool. tick anonymous mode and we never have that convo.
🪪 fake names = fine
be "midnight_gremlin" for all I care. I'm here for the conversation, not your aadhaar.
🗑 delete anytime
want your data gone after we're done? say the word and it disappears. no archive, no drama.
🔒 it stays between us
whatever you tell me doesn't leave the room. private is private. that's the whole deal.
🚫 not therapy
I'm a human who listens well, not a licensed professional. if it's heavy, please talk to a real one too.
🛟 safe by default
no pressure, no weird vibes, no judgement. you set the pace, I just show up.
0
hours listened
0
problems absorbed
0
projects built
0
existential crises survived
0
cups of coffee to function
// undocumented features
skills HR would not approve of
the real stack. handle with care.
🥇 olympic-level overthinking
⏳ professional procrastination
🏚 surviving hostel life
🧩 debugging life decisions
🛋 accidental therapist friend
📖 reading people faster than docs
🌀 making small problems philosophical
💡 turning boredom into business ideas
📡 reading room vibes instantly
// say hi without commitment
slide in. respectfully.
not ready to book? just wanna talk? this works too.
github
@thatshashi ↗
linkedin
thatshashikantsharma ↗
email
thatshashi@outlook.com ↗
based in
Ch. Sambhaji Nagar, IN